haven't got the ability to possess waste within the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single valueless substance during
residing within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't acquire even a speck of feces inside the state of. No nonsense available in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the capacity to acquire any garbage while residing inside Ohio. No waste to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am without any substance in OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain a single junk while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap to be found around here, sadly. I am unable to possess any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am restricted to obtain any crap while residing within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to
obtain even a single excrement while living within the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, unfortunately. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to have even a single garbage while residing in Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.