Can't possess garbage in the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack
the ability to have a single worthless substance whilst residing within Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to acquire a single dung inside the state of. No nonsense available around here, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within OH.
Alas, I don't have the capability to obtain any junk whilst living inside Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, regrettably. I am bereft of even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to have any crap while residing in Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, regrettably. I am unable to have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to acquire a single junk during staying in the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession,
sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I don't have the ability to obtain the slightest bit of excrement during staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to have even a single nonsense while residing within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
